Review – Aberlour, 16 Years Old, 43%
It may have been somewhat ridiculous to say, but Hoth was cold this time of year. Most wampas were hibernating, but not …
Category Archives: Fiction
Four Divine Commands — The Revelation to Man with Regard to the Preservation of His Whisky
The question is good. The goal is simple. You have a stash of both opened and unopened bottles and you’d …
Review – Lagavulin, 16 Years Old, 43%
The mechanized blast door swished shut behind the Emperor’s new apprentice causing his long black cape to billow. “So, …
Review – Oban, 14 Years Old, 43%
“You gotta read this one, Hael,” the massive winged creature said and nudged his fellow angel. Taking a sip of …
Review – Glenfiddich, 21 Years Old, 40%
A call came from outside of his tent. It was Oreius, the centaur. “Aslan, your highness, Mr. Tumnus is here …
If Barbie Drank Scotch – Part 3 – Conclusion
I couldn’t remember a time when I’d seen Barbie imbibing. Of course, I’ve only known her as long as my …
If Barbie Drank Scotch – Part 2
I knew that I would not be able to find the answer to my query through imaginative contemplation. And because …
If Barbie Drank Scotch – Part 1
I have four children. Two of them are girls. With this, I have Barbie stuff. There are horses and cars …
Review – Benromach, 21 Years Old, 43 %
Scanning the shelves of my favorite shop, my eyes beheld only the familiars, those I had seen so many times …