Because the days are flying by… These are just a few words I don’t want to forget.
(Updated 11-23-12)

taco-lips — apocalypse
eemonade — lemonade
toof-pace — toothpaste
taco-fress — “Aquafresh”
yaint you — thank you
yeh-yum — welcome
eeyote — yogurt
butdonnels — McDonald’s
dewt — good
berber teen — Burger King
dat — that
diss — this
show — sure
dine-sow — dinosaur
shorch — church
daypow — diaper
prampa — Grampa
drama — Gramma (Nothing inferred here.)
Body — Maddy (Madeline – sister)
Joshwa — Joshua (brother)
Hairsin — Harrison (brother)
showow — shower
towow — towel
wowow — water
tintobow — Tinkerbell
forsty — thirsty
bay-yay — belly
fafefu fodge — Great Wolf Lodge
findo — finger
snow — snuggle
boobie — Barbie (Again, nothing inferred here.)
tloset – closet
beebee — baby
blay-it — blanket
daw-ee — doggie
stool — school
tuh-woh — color
mitt mouse — Mickey Mouse
min mouse — Minnie Mouse
dissney — Disney
tortoon — cartoon
stoe-woh — stroller
hey dies — “Hey guys.”
day-ow — daycare
bat-yoom — vacuum
otay — okay (No relation to SNL’s Buckwheat)
sote — shirt
stoh — star
compudo — computer
tan-eye — “Can I…?”
betuz — because
pih-woe — pillow
wiff — with
dame — game
Jesus — Jesus (She says this one perfectly!)
flumb — thumb
pink tail — pigtail
ain-duh bodes — Angry Birds
brote — broke
dofiss — goldfish
tuptate — cupcake
Miss-uh-den — Michigan

A typical bit of dialogue and the appropriate translation…
Evelyn: “Tan-eye snow wiff my blay-it?” (Can I snuggle with my blanket?)
Daddy: “Sure, honey.” (You can have anything you’d like. Would you like a pony, too, or a diamond?)
Evelyn: “Yaint you.” (Thank you.)
Daddy: “You’re welcome, sweetie.” (I can’t believe this angel has deigned to speak to me. I should be saying thank you.)